gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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