so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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