In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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