have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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