so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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