Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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