Do you still have your period?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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