Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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