dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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