Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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