I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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