I feel like I'm in dance class right now
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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