If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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