**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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