Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
