Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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