I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
