Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
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