Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Randomize
