If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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