How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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