Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
time to smoke my breakfast
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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