I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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