Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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