White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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