At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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