her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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