so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
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