She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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