So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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