I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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