i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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