It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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