why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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