How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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