Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I need moral support for this bender
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Randomize
