My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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