I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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