Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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