when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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