For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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