I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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