Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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