haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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