Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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