Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
