i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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