Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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