But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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