my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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