this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
i now understand why vodka
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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