I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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