shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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