OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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