sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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